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prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

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trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

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thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

(via itsmyd-inabox)

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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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